I have no idea what I am doing.

kawaiipeculier:

*tosses panties on stage at a wiggles concert*

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odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

(via yall)

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klefable:

but why can’t i double jump in real life

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need them wishes

need them wishes

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thefrogman:

Maybe if I start it with a scissors.

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h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

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whiteboywaves: ‘Soulja Boy arrested for stealing lizards from a zoo’ 

whiteboywaves:

‘Soulja Boy arrested for stealing lizards from a zoo’ 

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jacksonstubbington: Jackson has caught on to the daily ritual of getting ready to head out to work. Now I need to catch on to the daily ritual of getting the ‘stinky eye.’

jacksonstubbington:

Jackson has caught on to the daily ritual of getting ready to head out to work. Now I need to catch on to the daily ritual of getting the ‘stinky eye.’

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inbox:

“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining

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throughmirroreyes: supercali-live: npr: Be nice, worship God and eat pigs’ feet: That’s how Jeralean Talley of Inkster, Mich., says she lived to celebrate her 114th birthday today — and be crowned the oldest person in the United States. Using census records, the Gerontology Research Group verified her title after the previous oldest American, Elsie Thompson, died at 113 in March. Talley is still a youngster, relatively speaking, compared to the world’s oldest person, Jiroemon Kimura, who is 116 and lives in Japan. — Oldest American, Jeralean Talley, Turns 114 Years Old Photo: Courtesy of Michael Kinloch Granny got the Jazz! BLACK DON’T CRACK!

throughmirroreyes:

supercali-live:

npr:

Be nice, worship God and eat pigs’ feet: That’s how Jeralean Talley of Inkster, Mich., says she lived to celebrate her 114th birthday today — and be crowned the oldest person in the United States. Using census records, the Gerontology Research Group verified her title after the previous oldest American, Elsie Thompson, died at 113 in March. Talley is still a youngster, relatively speaking, compared to the world’s oldest person, Jiroemon Kimura, who is 116 and lives in Japan.

— Oldest American, Jeralean Talley, Turns 114 Years Old

Photo: Courtesy of Michael Kinloch

Granny got the Jazz!

BLACK DON’T CRACK!

(via niggawitdreadz)

whitewhine: Sorry girls-with-small-engagement-rings. Turns out your fiances don’t actually love you

whitewhine:

Sorry girls-with-small-engagement-rings. Turns out your fiances don’t actually love you

hemotherapy:

what is this from again??

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