I have no idea what I am doing.

clxfford-cake:

I don’t even understand why band merch is so fricking fracking expensive. Like I’ve already sold you my sOUL AND MY SOCIAL LIFE AND MY EMOTIONAL STABILITY. I’VE DEDICATED MOST OF MY WAKING HOURS TO YOU WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

(via 5soslooks-soperfect)

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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(via lohanthony)

ventusthecorgi:

Bagel: “Right paw greeen!!”
Ventus: “My paws don’t reach that far!” #corgiproblems

ventusthecorgi:

Bagel: “Right paw greeen!!”
Ventus: “My paws don’t reach that far!” #corgiproblems

(via corgiandapsofriend)

thisshitfunny:

company gm: so what are your skills or talents 

me: 

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company gm: wooooo shit gotdamn boi 

(via homophobic)

confusee:

there is always hope u guys

confusee:

there is always hope u guys

(Source: gxxdvibe, via ruinedchildhood)

piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

(Source: lohanofficial, via corgiandapsofriend)

risodomundo:

How to spot a pharmacy student

risodomundo:

How to spot a pharmacy student

(via pizza)

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

(Source: awwww-cute, via oprahsmom)

(Source: bgcoonxygen, via oprahsmom)

girilla-warfare:

IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE

(Source: vinebox, via oprahsmom)